KILLERBEE 89.1FM

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A KILLERBEE D.J WHEN...
...You don't like answering the phone and taking requests from PSYCHO callers.
...You hate it when smelly high-school kids enter the booth and ask you stupid questions like 'what's your air-name kuya?'
...You consider 'kwek-kwek', 'isaw' and 'fishballs' from across the street as a fancy meal.
...You start fidgeting when a pretty female celebrity suddenly walks in for an unexpected on-air interview.
...You always take a snap-shot with the pretty celebrity you've just interviewed to show off on your friendster account.
...You come up with the lamest excuses for being late for your boardwork.
...You know how to begin your adlib, but you have trouble ending it.
...You hate it when the DJ before you plays all the good songs, and you end up with the sucky ones.
...You ALWAYS check your friendster account while working.
...You screw up your adlibs whenever the Station Manager is in the booth with you.